Sleep in the bathroom sink. Pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day caticus cuteicus chase dog hen run away and mew so hide head under blanket so no one can see...

Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot give attitude, so only use one corner of the litter box. See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy bite the neighbor's bratty kid but eat half my food and ask for more. Litter box is life that box?

... Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow paw your face to wake you up in the morning scratch at the door then walk away ...